Anti-Markovnickov's Conformation

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

vintageclassicscrapbook:

Humphrey Bogart receives cash from a penguin

vintageclassicscrapbook:

Humphrey Bogart receives cash from a penguin

pinstripe:

Penguin Highway - Antarctica

bankston:

madamescherzo:

bankston:

Interesting. I’ve got an inch on my beloved Wagner.

I once went to Madame Toussaud’s in New York, and Napoleon is actually of rather average height. 5’6”. My husband is that tall.

…………….
Yes, that’s one of the things Napoleon and I have in common. (There aren’t many.)

bankston:

madamescherzo:

bankston:

Interesting. I’ve got an inch on my beloved Wagner.

I once went to Madame Toussaud’s in New York, and Napoleon is actually of rather average height. 5’6”. My husband is that tall.

…………….

Yes, that’s one of the things Napoleon and I have in common. (There aren’t many.)

You’re a mother, aren’t you? There’s kindness in your eyes.
And sadness. But a ferocity too.

Stuff you learn in college: Baked potato in a bowl.

AKA leftover mashed potatoes with baked potato fixings. (A fast and easy way to finish mashed potatoes in the absence any anything even vaguely resembling a main dish.)

crissingachris:

having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides

beingevil:

kaedith:

hungrylikethewolfie:

nerdybritishwalkergamer:

Gilmli’s impression of Legolas: Inspired by Brave and Tumblr posts about this scene. 

Okay, so am I the only one thinking the best thing about this is the look on Legolas’s face, like, “… oh my god that sounds AMAZING.”

Let me thank the parts of me that I don’t understand or are outside of my rational control like my creativity and my courage.
And let me remember that my courage is a wild dog.
It wont just come when I call it.
I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can.
Ze Frank (via withlovefromlauren)