What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
Humphrey Bogart receives cash from a penguin
Penguin Highway - Antarctica
Interesting. I’ve got an inch on my beloved Wagner.
I once went to Madame Toussaud’s in New York, and Napoleon is actually of rather average height. 5’6”. My husband is that tall.
Yes, that’s one of the things Napoleon and I have in common. (There aren’t many.)
AKA leftover mashed potatoes with baked potato fixings. (A fast and easy way to finish mashed potatoes in the absence any anything even vaguely resembling a main dish.)
having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides
And let me remember that my courage is a wild dog.
It wont just come when I call it.
I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can.
|—||Ze Frank (via withlovefromlauren)|